While I wont deny that Kiss put on a good show (not a fan of Kiss), I WILL apologize on behalf of Toronto and Ontario for the half-empty seats and bored, standing bodies who could barely put their hands in the air. I, on the other hand was JUMPING up and down and singing out every word...but you probably didn't see me, I was behind the sea of stationary bodies chugging their beers and comparing cell phones. I had shitty seats, because $90 was all I could fork out for this concert (which was pric… Continue

October 2nd is coming and so is BUCKCHERRY!! (and kiss)!!!!!!! I'm so excited!! I'm a Buckcherry live virgin and I'm stoked to get there. Sadly they're only the opener and not the main show, but Kiss should be fun too!!! My seats suck balls, but I'll be the insane one jumping on everyone around me with an alcoholic beverage of some sort in my hand, NOT wearing kiss makeup, but a home-made Buckcherry shirt. Fuckin'-A. Oh, I'll also have ridiculous cleavage. Why? Because you have to let loose a… Continue

It's like taking off a guy's pants and realizing that there is a HUGE surprise that he never gave you any indication of, just sitting and waiting for you! Or taking off a girl's shirt and realizing it wasn't all just a push up bra, they were really there.... with piercings! ....or buying your favorite bottle of vodka and realizing it comes with a really really nifty free glass. These are some of the little surprises in life that make you fucking PUMPED. The 4 seconds in Eagle Eye with the st… Continue

I know it makes me do naughty things. I have a job (that I love and am passionate about) that is so serious about responsible presentation of society. I can't even say what I do for a living in order to protect the privacy of others and uphold confidentiality of the public. I am very professional and adult at work.....but at home I love nothing more than to goof off and have fun. At work, I sleek my hair and straighten my office attire....when underneath it I'm wearing the blackest, laciest piec… Continue

Did you seriously have to click this to see why? Look at the guy... he's the shit. Awesome. The end.